The day I found out I might do well in porn....well, almost

We talk about a lot of things at work. Most of which originate from recent pop culture stories and scandal, but the occasional forwarded email can get thrown into conversation, too. Or I guess just random topics you've discussed since middle school, one being what your porn and/or stripper name would be. Apparently most in the industry use a simple equation to figure out their alias for their incognito (or lack there of) naked bod - - First pets name as your first name and the first street you ever lived on as your new last name. Simple enough. I'm gonna go ahead and take a guess that in most cases this doesn't work out for the best. For example, when discussing this at work here are some of the names that ended up getting tossed around the studio:


* Fredrick Tallulah
* Barney Rockwell - - ok this might be decent for a guy, but not the girl it belonged to
* Blue Harness - - pretty sure he made that one up
* Dot Cunningham - - yea, this was a dudes
* Snoopy Quail - - sketchy................and last but not least, my favorite.......
* Chubacka Redwood


Now I don't want to brag but I certainly took first place in the awesome name category. Drum roll please.....thrhrhrhrhrhhrrhhrhr......I'd like to introduce to you...... Madison Fairway.


Ohhhhh yeaaaaaa. Can't you hear the sultry voice now. There was a little bit of disappointment in how amazing my name turned out to be, so we went onto my second pet and second home. Boom. First place again.


What's that? You don't like Madison? Oh ok, maybe Lucy Kidwell is more your type. Smokin.


I'm extremely interested in hearing yours because they always seem to bring a chuckle along with them. Comments are encouraged.

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